processes and tools that the entire IT Operations organization relies upon, like the trouble ticketing
system, monitoring, and running the change management meetings.
I walk past rows upon rows of cubicles, the same as every other building. However, unlike Buildings
2 and 5, I see peeling paint and dark stains seeping through the carpet.
This part of the building was built on top of what used to be the main assembly floor. When they
converted it, they couldn’t get all the machine oil cleaned up. No matter how much sealant we put down
to coat the floors, oil still has a tendency to seep through the carpet.
I make a note to put in a budget request to replace the carpets and paint the walls. In the Marines,
keeping the barracks neat and tidy was not only for aesthetics but also for safety.
Old habits die hard.
I hear the NOC before I see it. It’s a large bullpen area, with long tables set up along one wall,
displaying the status of all the various IT services on large monitors. The level 1 and 2 help desk people
sit at the three rows of workstations.
It’s not exactly like mission control in Apollo 13, but that’s how I explain it to my relatives.
When something hits the fan, you need all the various stakeholders and technology managers to
communicate and coordinate until the problem is resolved. Like now. At the conference table, fifteen
people are in the midst of a loud and heated discussion, huddled around one of the classic gray
speakerphones that resembles a UFO.
Wes and Patty are sitting next to each other at the conference table, so I walk behind them to listen
in. Wes leans back in his chair with his arms crossed over his stomach. They don’t get all the way
across. At six feet three inches tall and over 250 pounds, he casts a shadow on most people. He seems to
be in constant motion and has a reputation of saying whatever is on his mind.
Patty is the complete opposite. Where Wes is loud, outspoken, and shoots from the hip, Patty is
thoughtful, analytical, and a stickler for processes and procedures. Where Wes is large, combative, and
sometimes even quarrelsome, Patty is elfin, logical, and levelheaded. She has a reputation for loving
processes more than people and is often in the position of trying to impose order on the chaos in IT.
She’s the face of the entire IT organization. When things go wrong in IT, people call Patty. She’s our
professional apologist, whether it’s services crashing, web pages taking too long to load, or, as in
today’s case, missing or corrupted data.
They also call Patty when they need their work done—like upgrading a computer, changing a phone
number, or deploying a new application. She does all of the scheduling, so people are always lobbying
her to get their work done first. She’ll then hand it off to people who do the work. For the most part,
they live in either my old group or in Wes’ group.
Wes pounds the table, saying, “Just get the vendor on the phone and tell them that unless they get a